The vomit won’t be as chunky, I suppose.

Kim just read Lysistrata, I see.

He said that about his sister? That is disturbing.

Rick Ross: Fuck the Bentley, bonding out is a boss move, brother.

After watching the video Jia linked, I can see the spirit of Aaliyah, surely.

Bobby Finger, between the Jurassic Park post and deez nuts, you have earned a lifetime fan.

I don’t see any resemblance, but the radio was playing a bunch of Aaliyah today. I’ve always thought about how much we lost in losing her, but she left a lot in such a short time. Miss you, Baby Girl.

Oh, I saw a snippet of the Colin Farrell sex tape; adorable isn’t quite the word that comes to mind, but a bunch of other superlatives do.

Tell me the network, and I’ll make sure that I don’t get it.

Ha! Now that you mention it, although he is just such an adorable little boy. Really, he’s just perfect.

It doesn’t happen enough. My sister is a teacher and in her parking lot are people with “POOP” stickers. POOP: Prisoner Of Obama’s Policies. Someone with that elementary thinking, that pedestrian mindset does not need to be teaching in high school.

“#I’m not racist” “#I’msickofthemcausingalltheproblems”

Huh, that was not as nuclear as I would have thought. Dope headline, though.

I am not talking about people of color, or even women of color. I am talking, very specifically, about black women. Black men and Latinos are seen more often. Latinas have had more of a presence for a while. East Asian men and women need more representation, sure. But there is no excuse for the complete erasure of…

Kara, trying for attention—and succeeding. Seriously, started off appreciating this woman, but she seems like the most insecure Jez writer, ever.

Whaa? Oh, hell no. Round up those liars, toute suite! Stephen was never hot.

Same. This actually made me like Ed Sheeran.

I was just thinking about this tonight, after leaving Spy. As someone who is writing, working to get into Hollywood so that I can see more women, more aged women, more women of color, I thought I would both hate and understand if someone asked me if Shonda Rimes opened doors. I don;t watch any of her shows, but I know…

Oh, I think this was his sly way of coming out to a largely religious/conservative audience. But he looked so damn smug, too.

Das right.