I get your point, but I don’t think Sheen and Silverman have to consider legal benefits the way non-celebs do. In fact, I always think it’s more complicated for celebs to get married because of the brand/work considerations that must be made.

I wouldn’t mind. She’s a talented mover and singer, seems like a confident, joyful woman. And, oh yeah, she’s fucking gorgeous.

I just choked on an ice cube.

You are the best commenter on Jezebel.

That Chris Kelly tweet is the besssst.

I rarely frequent Dunkin Donuts, but I stopped in there today, as if lured at 5 am by a guac and tomato homing device. Didn’t buy, but I wondered how it tasted. Thanks for the “ringing endorsement”!

It’s so obvious!

Not gonna lie. I always think that first when older couples or a married woman asks me to join her/them for an outing. So far, its been 2/5.

Aisha Tyler, Erica Tazel, and Scary Spice take top prizes. Maggie Gyllenhaal looks very pretty.

Holy cow.

Ian Somerhalder is the opposite of “mad” in that video.

Wait, it was the Taylor Swift bracelets, and not the mangled up car that people responded to?

I’ve heard that from others. Still, I think she is both mature and youthful in the film.

While I love Stephanie Mills’s “Home,” I definitely think Diana Ross captured that precise sentiment in the film.

I will never forget Perry Ferrell saying in some MtV interview, “Never trust a man with no lips.”

Yes.

This will be the funniest thing I read today, I am sure.

When Richard Lawson was here, he posted a pic of this guy, and the comparison to Marlon Brando was so immediate and eternal. Bae4lyf.

Is it just me, or does Kylie look like completely different people at various times? She goes from looking like a plain, pale girl with somewhat androgynous features, to a tan girl with plump, curvy, hyper-feminine exotic features.

All the stars for you.