Yeah, I get that she wanted/needed to glam up the dress, but that was not the way! It looks like she's being attacked by bacteria.

Submission for next week's Shade Court: Michael Phelps's mother's reaction to her son's engagement news. Michael's sister and friends tweeted their congratulations. Michael's mom? Retweets CNN's announcement. Also retweets the nigh daughter-in-law's congratulatory brunch (Mama Phelps was noticeably absent from the…

No.

Nah. I'm not an overly superficial person, but Benicio del Toro 1) looks like a very hollow shell of his former self, and 2) there are plenty of 48-year-olds that don't look nearly tthat haggard.

Are magnets responsible for that? How do they work?

Dang, I switched to tea three months ago. Is coffee better than tea? I can drink both, as both are delicious, but if coffee ekes tea in health benefits, I will switch, or have both.

Looks solid. And I love that Americcan beauty guy, so, I'm in.

Germans + massacre = Trigger Warning!!111!

#allstartersbutdonutisbenched

Maya Rudolph's impression is always the first thing I think of when Beyonce makes a speaking entrance.

OT: I love the sight of a nude pregnant belly/body. It just screams strength.

If only someone could grab Catherine Zeta-Jones's face when Michael Douglas saidd that he was a "sex icon." That is gif-worthy.

Must they be raw? Hard boiled eggs are my drug.

Agreed about all of the pearl-clutching; more commonplace nudity, fewer problems. I also think it's okay that Klimann criticizes us, the industry, and Davis.

I don't think I've seen her in anything other than 30 Rock and a couple of brief interviews. That was enough for me to like her.

It was different enough for me. I preferred the Faribault version, tbh.

"...launch a stamped [sic]..."

I think Rih went through her rites with Z at the beginning, when her voice and style influence was nascent.

I can't stand Kimmel, but that's a damned good impression.

Aye, Nick Cave.