I cannot believe that this is a thing, but am thankful for what sounds like a really fun new hobby.
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Dickprint.
Isn't it the best? (Yes.)
But your handle does.
I feel like the NYPD is majorly trolling. Like, they know I have a respectable job and financial obligations, and they know I'm about to fucking snap, get on a plane, and throw hands with them mofos, losing all I've worked for in the process.
Hock Ma, of Forest Hills, died Sunday evening after being pulled from the water of the rooftop hot tub at Spa Castle in College Point, police said. It wasn't clear how long he had been under the water or if he suffered some type of medical emergency before becoming submerged.
His most devastating blow? "His fiancee..." :(
Someone please help me understand Leslie Jones's comic appeal. She seems a screamer to me (those comics who get laughs by screaming, not by dint of quality jokes).
I insisted on seeing it, and my ex, who is not a movie buff, insisted on going with me. I felt tremendously guilty at the end, but before I could get out an apology, he started raving about how much he enjoyed it.
I feel like I've only starred your comments today.
FOH, Judd Apatow. The implication in your tweet that Martin Short is somehow less blessed than you is preposterous, and I will not stand for it.
Yep. I'm partial to the karate master look, but she looks most comfortable in the parka, pants, sneaks.
I love every inch of this.
Let's be honest: it won't be how it will ruin my Christmas, but it may be how it ruins the Christmas of someone in the next county. FedEx (and UPS) has more successes than failures—by far—and the likelihood of having an undelivered package is rather low.
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I am eating crow for Christmas.
You may be right (you are), but I don't have to like it.
I hope a knowledgeable someone answers this. I recently watched the first three seasons of The Boondocks and I want Regina King to make all the money.
If Jezebel wanted to go All Bjork, All the Time, I would be here for that.