It was a mere gesture. He didn't wait for the girl's response. Ugh. To be clear: The commercial guy is at least not pretending that the girl has any say in it, and is just showing good faith.

Calvin Mills: But firs, let me throw a bone to your role as a mother...[to young girl] Would you allow me the honor or being a father to you? [gives trinket]

, says someone who has never read Roman histories, or at least Middle English Roman dramatizations of Roman histories. Danarious, Clitus, Artemidorus, Julius, Publiuss, Decius...Roman precedent, baby.

Have always been a fan of his music and what political views he lets slip. Go 'head, Okie!

This was disappointingly uneventful.

That is not Lisa Bonet's twitter account, according to her manager.

Same!

No way that dude is 51. Regardless, he is a good-looking man, in every sense. Mazel!

She has aaaas for days!

"It Was a Very Good Year" is my sad Sinatra apex.

Can't believe I had to scroll so far to see her mentioned. Just throw 99.999% of her music up here.

I cannot believe all that empty bookshelf space!

Based upon where the warping is, what would she have been photoshopping here?

Next time, tell him to do it in public. And that you deserve a raise.

Gauging Jeff Daniels' reaction to Nick Jonas's entrance (applause) and Usher's entrance (no applause, a distant handshake, and a reluctant hug), I've decided that I don't like Jeff Daniels and that I am bored.

Maybe it's just the pinot, but this post skews pro-Natalie, it seems, while echoing Rodney King.

Who did she do that to?

I need to find out more about this Lucas Neff person.

He may be an asshole—I know nothing of his pre-during-post-Stained career—but linking to a post that details his stopping underage molestation is not helpful in explaining why he's an asshole.