Strangely well-manicured lawns for a city that's been abandoned for weeks….

"Don't dead, open inside"? What the hell?

you're just sad your generation didn't invent party rap

AD: The Bible Continues is no Jesus Against the World Crime League, y'all.

NYEH, HE-MAN!

I don't have the network, so humor me - how much "vintage" wrestling is on there? Is it *just* WWE/WWF/WCW? Is there ECW on the Network? Any of the other companies whose libraries Vince owns?

The kids of the Reagan era are trying to show their kids how much better it was in their day. The kids of the Clinton era that have disposable income now are trying to reclaim their childhoods.

It's also the most astonishingly American show title in the history of television.

SAD TRUTH: If you're wondering if a wrestler active between 1988 and 1998 is dead, there's better than average odds that the answer is "yes".

I remember feeling the same way about Jason Lee, back when he had hair and was mostly a skateboarder who was doing some acting.

I'd bet omissions are one part "not enough time", one part "stick to what the lawyers know we can win in court."

I've also heard, anecdotally that Scientology went after Big E pretty hard back in the day, but had to settle for Priscilla and Lisa Marie…

Isn't that what the Cowardly Lion got from the Wizard?

… Man fuck that shit. Burn it all to the ground.

…they got Reposted A7X Fan?

Brand manager, obviously.

HIIIII KIDSSSS WE'RE HOME EARRRRLYYYYYYY

Where have you gone, AVClub Stan Lee? A wild and wooly nation of die-hard Marvel Zombies turns its ever-lovin' blue eyes to you, True Believer! Excelsior!

The magic of Plinko is in its scale. It's the biggest game. You climb up on the motherfucker to play it. You don't play Plinko, you CHALLENGE it.

Read James Roberts's More Than Meets the Eye. Yes, it's a fucking Transformers book, but it's seriously, legitimately, excellent. If it were about a completely new universe with new protagonists, it'd be on everyone's pull list.