more like "Airheads", but who's counting?

The guy basically got paid to adlib insults for ten years. He knows how to shit on something, is what I'm saying.

This was seriously the most carefully curated part of my wedding - I had that shit SCORED. Like "when the bride comes into sight, cue up this track at this timecode"-level planned out.

Don't fuck with the Rolling Three-Handled Moss-Covered Family Credenza.

W O M P

Why do you think there was never an Auburn Ranger?

Given how many people I know posted this with MAN I WISH THEY WOULD DO THIS FOR REAL!!!! I think the satirical aspect was lost.

Oh boy. Another GRIM REIMAGINING of a popular children's franchise. Power Rangers with machine guns! Cussing! Murder! Drugs!

FREDDIE MERCURY?!

Grew up on Neal Adams' Batman. That's my mental go-to for Batman.

Well, given that apparently Joker is now some kind of immortal force of chaos whatever as opposed to just some crazy asshole…

okay

Holy shit, the story of what happened to Will Vinton is insane.

I guess, if I wasn't talking about people I actually personally know?

The man knows his audience. He does not make movies for us. He makes movies for nice middle-aged black ladies who wear elaborate hats and listen to gospel music on the radio. They are uniformly kind and matronly and ask you to call them "Ms. Essie" and so on. They are, to a one, lovely, gracious women, and they…

Yeah, but he also wants to stick it to his old man. "Yeah, Pop - she's *Jewish*. You know, a monotheist?"

Also, look at the sponsors that Limbaugh et al still have left - fucking survivalist kook supply houses. Patriot Food Supply and gold Krugerrands and shit. Is there an actual reputable well known corporation that still advertises with him?

I was just thinking this - and then Spade is all "uh…. uh… you have a nice trip, Mr. Murphy…."

boomer necropsy

I have vague positive memories of… whoever was Dave Matthews, just squeebling and warbling in that Dave Matthews voice.