Oh, I thought he was doing a bit. Hm.

She's what, 22? 25? She's no more stupid or slutty than all of the young women that age my wife manages. Which is to say "kind of, but she also has the disadvantage of having had it all go down in the public eye."

I dunno, I enjoyed Cyrus's performance. She's got very solid country chops, which shouldn't surprise anyone - she's just gotten herself into a lot of the usual dumb showbiz kid/child star shit over the last 10 years or so.

that's fucking awesome. I love local creature-feature host shows.

Martin was on the show so much people just assume he was a cast member, and I could honestly see Timberlake deciding to just be on SNL for a season for shits and giggles (and I encourage him doing so).

I sincerely doubt he would be. If he hadn't OD'd then, he would have died some other way over the years. Dude lived hard as fuck.

And still somehow got hired, while Colbert and Carrey didn't.

"Frank Sinatra was a god damned genius."

Jeff Goldblum was sitting next to Tom Arnold in the back. Also saw Whoopi Goldberg and Matthew Broderick.

There was a little tiny part of my head that half expected her to show up.

Usenet. It screams USENET. Except that he needs a waaaacky Python quote or something about computing, and also how to remove the spamfilter in his email address.

YOU GOD DAMN SHARK!

Ackroyd has ALWAYS excelled at snappy technical patter, delivered cleanly, concisely, and with perfect elocution. All the Ray lines from "Ghostbusters" work because of Ackroyd's knack at professional bullshitting.

I don't know what it is, but Turd Ferguson basically reduces me to gasping asthmatic fits of laughter every goddamn time. Favorite character from favorite sketch. (Darrell Hammond's Connery is good too but goddamn that big hat IS funny!)

Also, Paul Robertson will forever be the PIRATE BABY CABANA BATTLE guy to me.

Jesus, just run that next week.

that's really no different than Dove and Axe having the same parent company, though. One is all ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AN PRECIOUS TREASURES and the other is SPRAY THIS SHIT ON YOUR NUTS AND THE BITCHES WILL CREAM, YO.

Abe Vigoda!

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