Re: #2; have you considered lighting his computer on fire? Or him? Or yourself? Or everything? There are so many options with fire.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Donald Trump and his whole campaign has been like a truth serum forcibly injected into the American bloodstream. Personally, I’m glad it’s all out there again like the bad old days, instead of the bullshit dogwhistles we’ve been living with for the past few decades.

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Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

Yeah! Fuck Science!

I think you have some pretty unrealistic expectations on what it takes to write a speech that is meant to formally introduce yourself to the nation during a prime time speaking slot at the convention. Michelle Obama worked on her convention speech with a speechwriter for weeks. According the WP, the Obamas poached a…

Yes, and? This is a completely ridiculous point. There are many things to complain about where Trump and even Melania are concerned, but the fact that’s acknowledged using a speechwriter isn’t one of them. Clearly the quality of that speechwriter’s work is shit, but that’s a separate matter from the fact that Melania…

This is not her native language, she’s not used to public speaking, and it was broadcast internationally. Give her a break.

wow, you wrote an outline? We got an overachiever over here.

Even if it’s the wife of a man YOUR HUSBAND said isn’t American and can’t be president. I am actually dizzy right now.

Yeah and I studied for that test for six weeks, and by six weeks I mean I wrote half a page of outline on night one, did nothing for the next five and s half weeks, occasionally looked at the cover of a book, and then panicked and did everything the night before.

Supposedly she worked with her speechwriter for six weeks. Six. Weeks.

I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

YESSS! I am with you on this. There is definitely a saboteur on the inside and whoever it is is doing good works. Really good works. The BEST. Haha. Seriously though I hope it continues and it's enough to turn more people off.

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

Watching this it just dawned on me “can you image grandpa blaming FDR or IKE for being attacked during the Battle Of The Bulge?”

When Roy Cohn calls you callous you need to invest in a whole body PedEgg.