I’m interested to hear her plans for undoing the effects of the 1994 crime bill that her husband signed and she supported. Bill Clinton had the largest increase of inmates of any president in history - most of them black and latino men. His support of the 100-1 sentencing disparity between crack and cocaine was also a…

Before the election?

Heroin syrup was used to keep colicky babies calm and quiet. Well, I guess SO! Then mommy dipped into the laudanum and had a nice afternoon lie-down uninterrupted by colicky babyhood. Those were the dayyyyys.

Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.

Wasn’t it HIS legal team that was just bashing Kesha for “trial by Twitter”? Jesus, dude. STFU.

Methinks he doth etc. etc.

Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

Yeah, I only want one if it can be awkwardly used on me by my male gynecologist to alleviate my sexual repression. Otherwise, it’s just not an authentic experience.

Preface this with the information this came from the era of minds that brought you the practices of drinking radiated patent medicines and gave kids cocaine-laced soda for tooth aches and shit.

That’s not pronounced “tongues” is it?

Was there perhaps a rogue element of “happy ending” barbershops that prompted the ban?

No idea, but it is “not sold to barbers.” They’re trying to keep it classy.

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

I like your style.

The man abused women he knew were vulnerable and wouldn't be able to say no. He is a predator. I don't think not going pro would have stopped him. It might have protected him more and offered him more victims. Failing football didn't turn him into a predator.

the noun-adjective distinction is the opiate of the masses.

Bernie is too busy fighting the good fight to be bothered with parts of speech. In fact, Bernie is so active that the only part of speech he knows is the verb.