Colby is just cheddar with much less flavor. Colby is for people who think Cracker Barrel is just way too sharp. 

I’m not saying that speaking Spanish or not makes you hispanic or not. I speak spanish and am definitely not hispanic. He doesn’t and is definitely hispanic. I’m just saying that some hispanic voters, at least some I’ve spoken to, are turned off by the fact that he doesn’t speak spanish. And by speaking spanish I’m…

Trump is pretty much everyone’s nightmare everything. He is literally the worst everything. President, father, businessman, husband, employer, human being, ad infinitum. What is he not a nightmare at?

I’m not sure he can get the hispanic vote for sure, considering he doesn’t even speak Spanish. That fact may turn some voters off if he runs as The Hispanic Candidate. 

Thank you. No more Driscoll’s berries for me, that’s for sure. 

What if you had eyes on your nipples? 

Story time?

It’s a brand new sentence!

Great pizza can be had anywhere in the Pizza Belt. 

Do you have a link or something for this? I eat a whole lot of berries and it seems like they almost always come from Driscoll’s. If what you say is true I am going to have to find another berry dealer.

Replied to wrong person. Thanks Kinja!

My 10 year old daughter would kick Ben Shapiro’s ass. 

Why do we ALL have this uncle? I’m an uncle, but I’m not THAT uncle. Uncles really are a shady bunch. 

I’m usually just shoving the whole string cheese in my mouth while I’m opening the next one, but my kids seem to really like the “hairs” thing. 

I really feel like it’s beyond politics at this point. The President is committing crimes and wiping his ass with the constitution. The House has a duty to act. They need to lay the case out for the American people in a public impeachment hearing. Let the chips fall where they may. They need to do their constitutional…

And then Trump & Co. would insist the video was real, half the country would believe it, and the media would say things like “Controversial video sparks debate about whether Mayor Pete has sex with goats”.

#teamhotdogisataco

Growing up we ate hot dogs pretty frequently but my mom would never buy actual hot dog buns so we usually ate them on a piece of folded white bread. If you were lucky you got an end and that somewhat approximated an actual hot dog bun. So, was I eating hot dog sandwiches as a kid?

The rumor is that it was a planned hit ordered by a cartel drug dealer because Ortiz was with his wife. I have no idea where this information is coming from, but I’ve read it’s a rumor being heavily circulated. 

I saw Bill Murray at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.