Soooo much loathing for Max Landis in my heart. Real story: when I saw Mr. Right and actually enjoyed it, I jumped onto Max Landis’ twitter feed to see if maybe, just maybe, he had become less of a tool. The short answer is “no.” The long answer is “no, and he likely never will.”

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

I bet on a beautiful sleigh bed with silken sheets and a cooling, temperpedic mattress so she can sit up in bed in the evenings to watch the news.

Perhaps these micro chips could even give a precise reading of the air pressure, lest we end up with some never-ending issue regarding differences in air pressure. But alas, I fear that is but a pipe dream

Kudos to the Padres, really thinking outside the balks to get that win.

“Another seventeen couldn’t hurt.”

I have found more people say “Latin” on the east coast, Hispanic in Texas and the south, and more Latino/a on the west coast. Although, according to Pew, most people would rather be referred to using their country of heritage.

Yeah, surprising for such low-hanging fruit.

Drew Magary - [sees shorts]

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Would clean again?

My only regret is I didn’t leave work and watch this with an Englishman.

“Every baby is a blessing”

If we’re talking unknown quantities, I’d have taken Emiibid over both. I never thought the Sixers were going to give us anything of any real known quality. Here’s to hoping Marcus becomes Russell Westbrook 2.0

She was Solictor General the first time the case went before the court, and had argued before the Court in support of UT.

I swear that smirk IRL would have made my clothes magically melt right off of me

This made me sick since I am a Spurs fan. Now I feel like I have to apologize to everyone for Skip’s asinine comment.

What if you’re both?

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?