That’s probably what they said to St Patrick, right before he chased all the snakes out of Ireland.

The final battle of the War on Rats would take place in New York City. God, if only they could get rid of them here.

Soooo much loathing for Max Landis in my heart. Real story: when I saw Mr. Right and actually enjoyed it, I jumped onto Max Landis’ twitter feed to see if maybe, just maybe, he had become less of a tool. The short answer is “no.” The long answer is “no, and he likely never will.”

Not gonna lie, Man From U.N.C.L.E. was my absolute favorite movie of last year (not the best, but by far the most enjoyable, in my eyes). Just leaked fun from every goddamn pore of the thing.

I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

It’s odd, because most women I had on the phone preferred “Mrs.” over “Ms.” typically. I believe she was even listed as married, so it had just become second nature based on profile. Perhaps there was a story there involving a separation or something, but I simply apologized and tried to move on with assisting her.…

yup

I bet on a beautiful sleigh bed with silken sheets and a cooling, temperpedic mattress so she can sit up in bed in the evenings to watch the news.

Perhaps these micro chips could even give a precise reading of the air pressure, lest we end up with some never-ending issue regarding differences in air pressure. But alas, I fear that is but a pipe dream

Kudos to the Padres, really thinking outside the balks to get that win.

Let’s be honest. How many nerds have seen a 32D, much less a 64DD in real life????

“Another seventeen couldn’t hurt.”

I have found more people say “Latin” on the east coast, Hispanic in Texas and the south, and more Latino/a on the west coast. Although, according to Pew, most people would rather be referred to using their country of heritage.

AWACS on, AWACS off.

Yeah, surprising for such low-hanging fruit.

Drew Magary - [sees shorts]

Game of thrones:

Brother Ray had found The Hound and thought he was a goner. “What kept you going?” Ray asked. “Hate,”

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?