Go tell it on the mountain!

As annoying as your satirical comment is, people are already posting this in the comments section.

College SUCKED as a non-drinker. I wanted to go to the parties, because I did want to meet people. But being there fucking sucked. At that age, it’s constant harrassment about why you won’t drink. Yes, it’s true that the people asking you why you won’t drink are drunk themselves, and don’t care about the answer. But…

Someone’s turned off the gravity drive.

I like your screen name, though.

A derivative of “Rotoscoping,” I assume? Still, should make for a beautiful-looking show. Although, I’m not sure if I could handle more than one music video’s worth of it before I got dizzy.

This is a fantastic article. I’m glad someone said it. My neck is sore from agreeing so much.

Every time I see military officials debating autonomous killing machines, I ask, “Why is this even up for debate?!?!”

The problem with these sorts of nuances is that they are lost on foreign audiences. And since movies are made for Global mass appeal now, we’re stuck with a bunch of superheroes and transforming robots.

Is he reaching between her legs for the door handle?

I’m not an SUV fan, but I have to upvote this analogy.

I wish I could start everyday this giddy.

Morgan Freeman’s narrating voice is overrated. I’ll take one narrated by Donald Sutherland or Sidney Poitier, though.

Had to star because of your intentional mixup of Literally / Figuratively

“...and there was much rejoicing in Wagon Fetish Land. The harsh reality is almost none of you cheapskates are actually going to buy it.”

I’ve never heard of a better way to describe Vimeo than “it’s like YouTube for people who use coasters.”

Your bootstraps are showing.

It might be time to seek some professional help.

Thank you for that. Now I will have a good day.

You’re the only one who gets it.