“R/C Mustang GT500 and Duplo People (The Ultimate Cars & Coffee Playset)“

So many people claim this these days... someone on this board said it about the Duramax Colorado/Canyon.

BULLSHIT.

No, hell no. The real heroes of auto shows are the ladies who wear stiletto heels for hours on end and still have the grace to smile at you when you ask them a question when all you really want is their attention.

Spot on comparison—and that is NOT a compliment, VW.

Just a buttermilk drinking contest is too easy. Have to combine it with running. My son’s tri team did that (but with regular milk) — each kid had a gallon, run a 400, chug some milk, run a 400, chug milk. First one to finish the milk or the last one left after others yakked, whichever came first, won. It was…

No, he does not have a wife or children.

Holy crap, I made a Jalopnik article! My life is complete.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

Bros aren’t buying this. It’s for nerds that don’t know any better (CVT time!), or for the 22 year old (living in a multi-family house) that absolutely wants to buy a Japanese performance car but has to take siblings to and from school, and run chores for live-in grandparents.

Not the right company, but applicable:

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

People buying $76k cars don’t care about $4 gas.

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

I’m a happily married man. I love my wife, would never cheat on her, and am perfectly content with the idea that we will be together forever. In her, I have found the perfect woman that no other could compare to. So I’m not interested in cheap T&A.

This movie will piss me off if it doesn’t have Batou’s car.

Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”