*Hungry Patrick stumbles around Detroit Auto Show, looking for food, stumbles upon a buffet at Nissan booth.

“Sir, we still have all of these F-Sport grills just lying around. What should we do with them?”

Torch: “So how does the Magic Slide™ system work?”

Toyota’s been doing it for years to protect our sensitive American psyche. Because truck=box.

I thought RS used to give you a short shifter and upgraded brakes in the Camaro. I guess it is just BS. Well carry on.

So they made it harder to get into, gave it the Mark X face, and did nothing with the dynamics. Did they put too much effort into the new LC/LS to try? Just give us the Mark X and the Hilux diesel and we might start making less Prius jokes.

There are also two new trim levels, the RS and the High Country.

If they were smart, which I’m sure they thought this through, the toggle that controls the vents moves the flaps behind the lines and the lines stay fixed.

Other thing I noticed is the fact that if the radio is off, the volume adjust/power but retracts back in. When it’s on (like in the photo) it comes out so that you can adjust the knob

If they put this interior on a GS model I’d probably buy one tomorrow. The LS is just... so damn huge.

Can we talk about how they turned the air vent grill into the entire dash in a way that looks so fucking good?

brings the car into WTF consideration territory.

I feel your pain. I went to inquire about the new V90 and see if it was available for order and was treated like I wasn’t fit to walk the same ground as them. Probably didn’t help that I showed up in my 22 year old 4Runner.

There’s a difference between wearing chaps with pants and without though. Should it change to ass exposed chaps? That’s how I’ve always heard the expression though.

Would honestly love to take a look at that, if it wasn’t for the fact that practically all U.S. Kia dealerships are the worst hellholes to have a parking lot. My experiences rank it close to somewhere between walking around a prison in assless chaps and sawing off my own leg.

Another fellow Huntsville area nerd: they had a lot of collectibles in there as well, and the Deep is pretty much the only comic book store around (there’s a few small ones, but the Deep had the best selection around). I just wasn’t surprised when it was a CR-V driver.

I like that all the comments are shit about minimum wage and healthcare, even though that has nothing to do with Volvo. That being said, this slightly disappoints me. I typically like to see the car before I purchase/order it, but I guess I’m going to have to deal with a salesman going: 

As much as I love to row my own gears in compacts and coupes, I’m not as big a fan of shifting gears in a truck. It becomes a chore after about a year. I learned to drive on a GMC manual diesel, and after I got in my grandpa’s newer 2500HD with an auto, it felt like I was on vacation. Are they great for out in a…

I can appreciate that they muted the music so you can only hear exhaust and engine noise in the third video. No German pop-techno (or in America’s case, the same 3 trap song) to ruin it.

Stef must’ve forgot the “that we know of...” at the end of it.