fakenews

i manually doglegged ur mum

Jebediah put down that Pepperoni roll!

Comey is a bitch.

/HOTTAKE

WRONG. $250,000 Party?

YARRR

IVE SPOTTED THE GREAT AMERICAN DIABEETUS WHALE

MAN THE HARPOONS

I didnt make a gay joke. the guy with a handle focused on testicles insinuated aids was gay.

also it’s hear* my gay little snowflake. now abscond your bitch ass from the comments section.

ur mums digital

but u just did tho with that bleedy aidsubaru

yo dont promote automotive aids bruv

is the turbine your enormous drill powered buttplug?

hot carl

not only no, but FUCK NO

this. fuck uber

ROR WE RAFF AT YOU CHEVY

mah baby dindu nuffin

i think i got 4k off my 4runner, but that was probably due to the antics the first dealer i went to tried to pull. the next dealer under the same umbrella i went to gave me absolute bottom dollar as soon as they heard about my experience.