To be fair, I like every humans cats WAY more than I like them. Seriously.

No doubt this woman has been through hell and back but PLEASE PLEASE let her lawyers have a solid case. Otherwise, all the non-believers are going to discredit the other women so much more than they already have.

Oh God this is going to sound fucked up but I hope Cosby is lying about being somewhere else. If he was, it will fuck it up for all of the other women.

Anyone who has the moxie to wear six inch heals and a black leather one piece swimsuit while hula hooping and singing Slave To The Rythym for the Queen of England wins hands down to someone who wears prosthetic horns.

Omg please every hotel employee from this day forth it is your mission to set Anne Coulter’s room clock’s to odd hours of the morning. I AM COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU.

I want to remind everyone that she is a rape victim. People deal with trauma in different ways..

*wildly raises hand* I know! I know what they’re up to! I have an 11 year old who came to me in tears last night because this boy “died of anxiety”. YouTube is all to these kids. It’s their Nick, their Disney. They don’t watch TV, they search for things they like (nail polish, gymnastics, nasty ass candy challenges)…

I vaguely remember in kindergarten one of my social studies teachers making a spectacle in front of the class about how wrong I was about the civil war having anything to do with slavery.

This be like: On a sunny morning in November, 1963, Lee Harvey Oswald went target shooting on the 6th floor of the Texas School Book Dispensary.

It says a lot about our political system that failed CEOs see politics as a good second option. Couldn’t run a company of thousands, so let’s try our hand at running a nation of millions! I’m not sure if I even want a competent CEO in the White House, but the fact we’re asked to applaud the also-rans with nothing…

Lol

I want to like her but she just ends up annoying me because I have a hard time respecting her because she can’t seem to do anything or talk about anything without referencing Kanye west and the kardashians in some way and it just makes her look a bit desperate.

Yeah, but Palin went on a show that she knew created by and catering to people who didn’t like her. She did it to show she was game, just like Giuliani and McCain had in other appearances.

I feel like people say stuff like that when they don't know what else to say and saying nothing would honestly be better than hearing that after a loved ones death

I’d also like to submit for consideration people who cheerfully say “whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger!”

You forgot “it’s god’s will”. That fucking KILLS me, especially when it’s in reference to somebody dying. I want to respond, “Then your god is a raging asshole who deserves a punch in the face”.

my blood boils every time I hear EHFAR

Oh god oh god you’re right they belong on the list.