At first I thought, “that’s ridiculous, he wouldn’t know his teammates or any of the offensive or defensive sets, he’d stick right out!” But, what if they’ve planned ahead and they’ve switched teams weekly all year, just in case?

He was upset because he forgot to bring his cheesecake.

As an Arsenal fan, my biggest concern is that Wenger’s replacement will be chosen by the same guy who runs the Rams and the Nuggets. Stan Kroenke could care less if his teams win anything.

They may never close this investigation. As long as it’s open they don’t have to deal with the PR hit the NCAA will take when they inevitably let UNC off the hook.

He’s dumb, but a good babysitter

“Also, this whole angle of “they should have left people stranded without a ride whose only crime was flying during a politically explosive time” is....well, it’s something.”