No, you hate Google for that. Upworthy and Buzzfeed are just the ones who play Google's game really well. And jeeeeeeez. It's a puppy post. I thought it was a funny headline. Now I will go have a sad. :(

"You'll Never Guess What This Blogger Did When She Found Out A Commenter Didn't Like Her Headline!"

WHY ARE DAFT PUNK SHOOTING PEOPLE?

That just made wine come out of my nose.

I feel like this is the most Jezebel post that's ever been on Jezebel.

If it's only the lyrics that this woman is using then we really shouldn't attribute them to beyonce

Three whole months without masturbating?!?!? Jeez, I'll be lucky if I make it through writing this com

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

That's actually exactly how it's supposed to work. Exposed to the same classes and roughly the same opportunities, you weren't in the top ten percent at your high school (no shade, I was top 12% at my 5A Texas high school, I went out of state and am doing just fine in life for not being top 10). That rural…

At this point can we say that he is no longer an "alleged" stalker. Yes, legally, I understand using the language, but that guy is definitely an actual stalker.

I might agree with you that it is "too inspirational" if it were a work of fiction. Like, if someone just made this story up to force down our throats the idea that "anything is possible!", I would be gagging and calling it out as ridiculously unrealistic. But it happened. He actually lived through that shit. You…

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

"People who merely speak of death and suicide don't actual want to die, they do it for the attention."

Honestly call bullshit on all the people who wrote about this interview (Jez included) who failed to address that Lana Del Rey might need some help.

Not trying to be a dick, here (I usually try very hard), but as a former manic depressive, is it right for me to call bullshit on baby Cobain?

The only reason a man could object to women fighting back against rape would be if he were a rapist himself. It explains a lot about George Will, frankly.

So, because the girl did not want to cooperate, the prosecution had to settle for the charging him with the minimum, since more wouldn't stick without her cooperation? That sucks that he will hardly serve any time, but I'm not sure what we can expect without cooperation from victims (in the absence of any other…

Bathtub faucet, problem solved

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