because pants are for boys, heathen.

Tee-hee, it's always nice to see that when the Jezebel commentariat come across a story about a woman they don't agree with, they attack the woman's looks as viciously as any MRA sub-reddit.

I was just going to post an eyeroll GIF before I remembered that I had this in my folder. This works, too.

You're right, it's not. What does it matter? Just because they are black, they should be dating a black woman? Latinos should only date Latinos, etc? It's 2014, lets move forward. People should be able to date whomever they want, regardless of race and passing judgement on people who date outside of their race is…

You understand that this is clearly staged and she's not ACTUALLY trying to steal Lupita's oscar, right? Like, this is not a fight they had afterwards.

Buy a new one, you rich motherfucker!

I have it on good authority that this is due to an incident involving a couch:

I'm going to go against the grain a bit and start the JLaw-backlash-backlash. I don't think she's faking it at all, I think she's genuinely kind of clumsy and silly and on the subject of things being silly I think it's kind of silly that we as a society of tv-watching people tolerated a famous person being down to…

So glad this won. Hope Disney notices and brings back the golden days of Disney music in animation. Also, thank you Ellen for getting her name right.

I feel like this dress is ugly yet also looks perfect for the Oscars (maybe because the dress is reminiscent of an Oscar).

I understand why she would want to sue. I mean, she is made to be the poster child of a convict. For a DUI (I am not saying it's OK to drive drunk but it's not the same as somebody robbing a bank or killing somebody). That could potentially ruin her life. However, I don't know why she is suing for compensation. She…

This is the most disgusting practice. What a lot of people don't understand is that arresting officers can put down whatever charges they think they can get you on and the courts decide what'll stick and what wont.

So if you get arrested for DUI but the arresting officer thinks that a little baggie in your car contains…

I enjoy reading Lost Angeles' Bachelor and Bachelorette recaps for many reasons, but chief among them is how he speculates that Chris Harrison is secretly an international drug lord.

I assept Chris Harrison, he is more than OK at hosting the show.

You can't just use life expectancy numbers that way! The life expectancy given that you haven't died by 69 is WAY higher than the overall life expectancy.

"Clinton's age, wondering aloud whether or not a 69-year-old woman could handle being president."

Ronald Reagan was a senile old man.

Eh, yesterday on gawker there were plenty of comments about how old and unattractive Jan Brewer is as well. It's not a left vs. right thing so much as patriarchy thing.

I love love love Hilary and I plan to vote for her. But, McCain was clearly way, way to old to be running for President. He just seemed old all the time. I would have loved for her to have won in 2008 and for us to have Obama now.

To be fair, democrats were saying John Mccain was too old, and I believe they talked about Ronald Reagan as if he was a senile old man.