If some people have never heard of these conspiracy theories, I think it's pretty them to say they don't know. Regarding Monsanto, limiting the genetic diversity of crops world wide really COULD result in some catastrophic problems if there is, say, a blight in corn crops or soy beans (or another staple crop). It…

Haha, all through this blog iwas thinking "somebody's been reading Lainey." I can't lie — I live Lainey AND Jez, so I have no complaints.

Being an asshole is a personality disorder, at least it is in my book.

Yeah, but I bet she just shuts out anyone who won't kiss her ass 24/7. It's sad, but it's her own fault at this point.

Miley Cyrus does not merit a place on that list. You may not like her, but she knows what she's doing, she's in control, and she's not an addict (yet any way). Maybe in 10 years she'll snap, but to date all she's done is smoke some weed, juggle her ass, and stick out her tongue. She's also the only one on that list…

I have yet to see a single article illuminating the (very real) social and physical problems of having a D cup or higher. I wasn't going to say anything about my breasts, but your assumption that every woman with a big rack and legitimate compaliants about the worlds reaction to that rack are somehow 'bragging'…

The MMR vaccine doesnt confer life long immunity. There are plenty of vulnerable adults walking around totally clueless that they, too, are eroding 'herd immunity' because they think they've had their vaccines as kids so they're in the clear.

I'm an adult living in the NYC metropolitan area. To enroll in a program, I had to provide proof that I'd had my MMR vaccinations, which I couldthat produce (my mom was a nurse, I had all my vaccinations on time, but floods happen). So I was revacinated. I was extremely tired and had a fever for the first 24 hours…

I feel a little guilty that this made me laugh so much. Her mom thinks she's made some progress aaaand.... Back to square one. Adorable. Terrifying, but adorable.

Read words the same way you read numbers. 4,579 + 10 = 4,589. If other people are like me, they didn't say "four-thousand five-hundred and seventy nine plus ten equals four-thousand, five-hundred and eighty nine" in their heads, but the IDEA those symbols communicated was there. Read like that. Don't sub vocalize the…

Weddings are so strange. I almost never have fun at them (I have this phobia of making an ass out of myself in front of other peoples parents...). I don't want to GO (though I always do, when invited), but I want my friends to invite me. I cannot be alone in this sentiment.

I thought the advantage of having a pimp was protection. What other purpose could they possibly serve? If we just legalized sex work, I think a lot of the evils of prostitution would fall away. Pimps would become unnecessary and women would have more choices.

I was imagining an obscenely fat, Garfield-esqcat until I realized it was a Bengali. That's legitimately scarey. Why you would have such a high maintenance, quasi-wild cat around a 7 month old is beyond me. Find another home for your almost jungle cat if youre having a baby.

So is the judge just going to retry this until he gets a not- guilty verdict?

From a business standpoint it doesn't even make sense — their marketing to the mom's not the daughters. Who has the money? certainly not the preteen. This can really piss a lot of moms off. It's totally Counterproductive.

Yes, but it seems like an awful lot of them move to Florida (no offense. I'm from Jersey so I try not to judge).

Also, k-drama actors can ACT. I'm trying to learn Mandarin but mainland dramas are painful to watch. Taiwanese dramas are not much better (but they're bearable). I Love K-dramas!

I think the writing section was the equivalent of the SAT II written exam. I took that twice (because my school required it). The first time I wrote well and got a 620. The second time I wrote like a 7th grader and got a 790. The SATs are so I'll equipped to judge written essays, it's not even funny. I can write, I…

Yay, now my SAT score will sound impressive again. When they switched to the 2400 standard my score made me sound functionally retarded, so whenever it came up (somehow my classmates were discussing it in grad school) I had to qualify "out of 1600," which made me feel old.

The thing is, she's only talking to Ivy League co-eds here. So here target audience is narrowed to about 7 schools (5 really, because 2 of them are 'barely' Ivies... You know who you are). The rest of us are the dumb women who are going to snatch the nerds once they graduate.