Sorry, this made me laugh. I'm alone but not lonely. I have a Liz Lemon-esque fear that I will choke to death on cereal or something though.

This seems like spurious causation to me. My mom would have died of a heart attack 13 years ago if I hadn't been home and badgered her into seeing a doctor (heart attacks in women can be very subtle, she thought she just had an achy arm and a head ache). So how do you measure loneliness and just BEING alone? A lot of…

"turns out, they're pretty nonplussed!" These women do not seem confused, but maybe it's just me.

Nobody saw you with the murderer either, that doesn't mean you don't know him.

I think she loves her wife though, and her wife might have a problem with this idea.

No, I think he knows what an apology is. I don't think he's sorry, and I don't think he believes he did anything wrong. He regrets that he was stupid enough to threaten the reporter on live television. That's about it.

Not being Maclemore is the sole condition of being a member of the hip hop community (according to you). I am not Maclemore. Therefore, I am a member of the hip hop community (according to you). I am also not Miley Cyrus, Justin, Beiber, etc. I mentioned this in case it earned me entry into the R&B or gardening…

Sweet, I'm a member of the hiphop community. Not being Macklemore is just one of my many talents (I'm also not Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, or Rodney Dangerfield).

What makes you part of the hip hop community? 3rd time I'm asking this...

Seriously, what do you have to do to be a member of the hip hop community if rapping for years isn't a factor. Is there a card? Do you pay annual membership dues? And I guess straight people are allowed to advocate, just not too passionately or not to successfully? The message isn't as important as who's saying it? I…

What exactly do you have to do to be a member of the hip hop community? I think rapping and winning a Grammy for it should at least qualify as an induction. Macklemore isn't a leader of the LGBT community, just an advocate with a platform.

Yeah, this position totally confuses me. He's like the girl your friend hates because they're so similar but she's more popular than your friend, so your friend is in a territorial snit over it.

I get the point, when youre talking about it generally Im on board but when we get into specifics like this it weirds me out. In this case it is truly picking on a guy because he's a straight white man. If you changed just one of those adjectives, then magically the author would think Macklemore was talented. That's…

Because the mike was next to her mouth, meaning in relation to Pink, there was no Doppler effect: the mike moved with her. The absence of ambient wind noise is what makes me skeptical, but there might be ways to get rid of that.

Without straight cis people on board, the LGTB movement would be stuck back in the 1980s. This issue affects members of Macklemore's family, but even if he didn't it's a civil rights issue. It's silly to think only a small group can participate in the conversation. It's not helpful to anyone.

Dude, a personal attack is saying "you smell, you're dumb, you look like my Aunt Gertrude." I attacked your ARGUMENT. Because your argument is silly, illogical, and comprised of imperfect analogies. In response to this you decided to ignore my point, use an ad hominem attack on my completely valid position (well done…

Non sequitur arguments, logical fallacies, and imperfect analogies... We're you shooting for a bad argument hatrick or are you just that talented? They're getting fined for random infractions during those "non-billable" hours, and if a cheerleader decided to do her 'practicing' on her own, she'd be fired. It's clear…

The part about the secret agent synchs up perfectly. I laughed so hard.

Sometimes, when I'm frustrated with my Internet connection, I google "Why does Time Warner suck so much?" in hopes that Time Warner sees it and is shamed.

To this day my dad is convinced my brother is "the smart one." despite having no impitical evidence to back up my big brother's mental prowess (in fairness, he tests poorly), and the fact that I have consistently scored in the top 3-1% on any standardized test I've ever taken. I was in the 99th percentile for math,…