DeVos is apparently hoping for the rapture and thus the world’s end...

Ok- so clearly I fucking hope so right? ~but~ we were all so sure everything was lining up for a Clinton win (and the polls were right- for the popular vote only) so this kind of prediction now makes me really nervious. (But like please god please let him lose the house c’mon god, I’ve been good, i’ll fast for Yom…

Let’s not forget their money is from the Amway fortune, something barely removed from a goddamn pyramid scheme. There’s no way that money was going to be used for good of any kind.

It will be gaudy and horrible. And he will profit off it somehow.

Jesus. Imagine the Trump Presidential Library. “And here you see early drafts of Trump’s famous ‘Hillary Obama Bad!’ Tweet from late November 2018. Note it contains a few obscenities later removed from the iconic Tweet now recited in schools alongside the ‘Gettysburg Address’ and George HW Bush’s ‘Not Gonna Do it’…

No way. Anya is far more intelligent and has much better interpersonal skills than Betsy DeVos. She’s like an unattractive and ineffective Glory.

That needs to be the picture we use for all future stories.

Mulletude: 8; Aggressiveness: 1.

Hahahhahaaaa thank you for that, I was too scared to click through!

For those who didn’t click through, here is the Devin Nunes yearbook photo. It is glorious.

The GOP owns this rancid clown and everyone associated with him. McConnell and Ryan thought that they could operate Trump like some kind of marionette so they decided to play ball with him, and here we are, going to hell.

I don’t understand how lying about getting a BJ was enough for a president to stand trial to be possibly impeached but the amount of intel proving treasonous and illegal acts before and while in office isn’t?   

Yes. Nothing is ever his fault. Like a child he will do nothing but point at everyone else and scream in a crowded room “BUT MAAAWM, THEY’RE DOIN’ IT!!”

He still thinks he’s in campaign mode, hence the rallies and constantly attacking Hillary. He has no idea how to govern.

I think the reason it hasn’t really caught on outside of political nerds is that the scandal is hard to boil down into one sentence. Lewinsky was Bill Clinton getting a BJ in the Oval Office, Watergate was the President concealing a break in. The Russian scandal involves a lot of connections and conversations between…

Right? Like... I can’t even believe how little people seem to care about this. it’s astounding. Today’s bag was extra barfy, indeed!

Yes

Really getting old, the whole deflecting legitimate criticisms with ‘but Hillary...but Obama’.

Can their corruption get ANY more fucking obvious? Like what the fuck is going on? They’re not even hiding it and no one is calling them out on anything...

When do these people start going to jail?