This is exactly how to handle my father. Well, until you realize that cutting him out of your life is better. I am not a Trump, btw.

Hopefully this is why Musk is working with the administration. “Hey guys, do you want to come see the next SpaceX launch??!?”

“Why is it we can never seem to book a babysitter twice?”

n excerpt from this story about how to keep Trump from tweeting: “One Trump associate said it’s important to show Trump deference and offer him praise and respect, as that will lead him to more often listen. And if Trump becomes obsessed with a grudge, aides need to try and change the subject, friends say. Leaving him…

...and endless platitudes and lip service.

Dang, that hurts my heart. What is wrong with people?

Trump is big. He’s 6'4" and not exactly in prime physical shape. He’s doughy and he’s 70 years old. He likes his suits ‘comfortable’, i.e. not form fitting, not constricting, and he almost always seems to be wearing very silky, *luxurious* fabric. Which tends to wrinkle easily. And you can bet your ass that any tailor…

Ha! Let’s see you wear a human suit when you’re actually some type of space reptile and/or a congealed mess of worms and bugs like Boogieman!

Well, Trump probably can’t find a tailor who’ll work without being paid in advance.

Trump’s hiring freeze, a thing that was proven ineffective in the 80's, has forced some childcare programs on army bases to close; parents were given 6 days notice.

Oh god, I forgot about that. There’s so much awful it’s hard to keep up.

Possibly the reek of weed will fool the noses of uranium-sniffing dogs?

“The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!”

Since my brain is primarily focused on surviving the mini-stroke i have every time Pruitt comes up, the only comment I can spare at the moment is:

Hmm... I should hide this multi- billion dollar illegal weapon of complete devastation I’m trying to smuggle in a huge smelly shell of cheap illicit drugs. How does this make sense to anyone?

And then used them illegally.

Or like, wow, big surprise that constituents are going to show up to your events (or want you to HAVE events so they can show up). I know many of us (I’m including myself in this) have been apathetic until now, but aren’t these kinds of things what active, engaged citizens are supposed to do? They’re just pissed…

Can we “space” Pruitt, if he’s an enemy of earth? Just shoot that motherfucker into orbit? Like, can Elon Musk help us with this?

Was coming here for this. Like, *yeah*, dude. We plan ahead. That’s what a protest is, people don’t typically just spontaneously march around town at the same time together. It all involves planning. Similar to how that meeting is a PLANNED meeting. A*planned* protest is not the same thing as *paid* protesters, and…

Oklahoman here, Pruitt is a piece of shit for far more than the emails. Remember, someone in his office used google to determine what drugs to use in an execution.