theres no way that can be a real tweet.

Their dicks fell off (probably because a woman wrote words on the Internet)

Their dicks fell off (probably because a woman wrote words on the Internet) so they don’t need any free condoms?

I’ve been wondering if all of these anti-choice men only have sex within marriage and only when they are actively trying to conceive? Maybe their charming personalities is all the birth control they really need!

I went to PP the other day for my annual check-up and there was a guy in the waiting room, waiting to be seen. And he was really really hot.

things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

I whole heartedly believe that there is some liberal DC stylist who is trolling Kelly HARD by destroying her hair and putting her in that inauguration day Paddington Bear costume. One day he/she will write a tell all, and I will pay full retail price for it.

trump has spent the last 3 months calling hillary’s win illegitimate even though he was secretly relieved to have lost. preppers have begun planning their lady-free bunker communes because alex jones has convinced them that hillary is about to begin showering them with estrogen from the sky via comtrails.

Sorry, all references to the West Wing get a CJ shout out.

It’s where there are parties that don’t have an apocalyptic edge, it’s where people aren’t scared of going back to the dark ages, it’s where people go back to their daily lives because they can trust the person at the top to not start WW3, it’s where people are still riding the high of progress after hiring the first…

when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians...it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

Well, no, I need to CARE. xD I just let my mad-scientist curls fly, because I don’t have the time/wherewithal to care about lacquering them into submission, unless it’s a special occasion (“special” = “am I getting out the pushup bra for this?”). I have so many other things in my life to worry about. But thank you for…

I know the origin. I just don’t like the practice of referring to people by cutesy nicknames meant to disparage them. I didn’t like it with Obama, I don’t like it with Trump. It’s not because I think it’s unfair or worry about his feelings; I just think it’s goofy. I do enjoy the excellent descriptions employed by the…

As a straight chick, me neither...! But, since Chachi labelled ALL of Jezebel as lesbian shitasses, I’m pretty sure that means we still get to hold the Honorary Lesbian Shitass title.

Ha ha ha, had to use the ol’ urban dictionary for that one. “To pass wind from your bottom.” (How very genteel.)

Cheetolini is president. All balls and pussies are open to the public.

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

She’s a sentient pile of old hay.

A sitcom that went through three different showrunners before the pilot episode even aired ... and the cast doesn’t read the lines in the script. And the script is stupid anyway.

I know we are supposed to be better than this but why does KellyAnne have the makeup skills of a 14 year old? And has nobody told her about conditioner?