When you give fake apologies and continuously follow them up with trying to explain why you’re not actually in the wrong, you’re not actually apologizing. She wanted to explain to Eileen why she was wrong. As far as I can see, that’s what annoyed Eileen. Not the actual conversation.

If LvP had it in her ability to go “Oops! I didn’t realize it was sensitive for you. Sorry - I shouldn’t have brought it up!” the whole thing could’ve been over. I just find her inability to apologize when she should apologize very annoying. You know?

What drove me crazy with the whole “pantygate” kerfuffle was Dorito’s insinuation that Erika flashed PK on purpose and her blithely excusing her scumbag husband’s actions with the old “boys will be boys, they can’t help themselves” saw. That’s right, not only is it not her husband’s fault for being a creep and…

Dorit is *clearly* intimidated by Erika and concerned that her toad husband favors her, which suggests that he really is even more of a leering misogynist prick than we’ve yet seen. Dorit and PK are both gross, and their dinner party was so awkwardly pretentious that I felt repulsed and wondered if I should continue…

PK is shaping up to be one of the worst Real Housewives husbands who isn’t an obvious physical abuser or Kelsey Grammer.

Their feud basically boils down to is that Lisa Vanderpump was talking about Eileen’s secrets in public (objectively rude). Eileen stated that she was a little annoyed, and instead of apologizing or acknowledging that what she did was messy, she just keeps making it seem like Eileen is crazy for being annoyed. Team…

LVP started out her response to Eileen having asked Erika to be on Y&R by saying, “Oh she asked me to do the show.” (Instead of, you know, congratulating Erika or acted interested in her.). And then the response from fellow Brit was “Oh and you’ve done some acting haven’t you?” Then they “made fun of themselves.” It…

Hell yes he should. However, from what I can tell, he’s the breadwinner, or at least the one that earns income by having to leave the house. She doesn’t. By virtue of her proximity and the age of the children, she’d likely be primary parent. Believe me, my husband parents equally to me, we both work full time, that is…

“She”? What about him, the father? Shouldn’t he be raising those kids as much as she should?

No kidding. And it’s really annoying when anyone accuses you of blanket not understanding British humo(u)r when you just don’t find them funny. I had more people, from all over, lob that at me when I was meh on Borat. Because there was no way that someone in their late 30s would have been exposed to any other, funnier…

Seriously, her “I have a lifestyle to maintain” comment was when I realized I could never like her. I have a 5 week old and yes, I’d love a night nurse but my baby is awesome and I love spending the day with her. I can’t imagine missing time with her when she’s 2 and actually able to interact.

Oooo this didn’t cross my mind before, but you might be onto something! They do seem like phonies and try hards. I mean the Bentley? Classic broke af housewives kinda move.

No. she almost seems proud of it. That her fabulous lifestyle doesn’t allow her to parent, darling.

At first when she said a lot of people have died I expected two or three. Jesus. I felt everything so hard that she said in therapy.

Does anyone else get a Russell and Taylor Armstrong vibe from Dorit and P.K.?? They strike me as a couple of grifters on the make. This seems to be the Achilles heel of the Real Housewives enterprise. Unless they knowingly hire these sorts of people because the eventual unmasking/shaming of couples like the Guidices,…

I am also an always underwear person. I don’t care if you can see panty lines, i know that is verboten, but i can’t imagine walking around with no underwear on. I’d feel so exposed, not to mention many of my pants have seems that are not soft and short rises, like, I don’t want them next to my bits like that. But, I…

I don’t understand how anyone can get this heated about a tv show.

However: funniest moment of this episode was Stassi going through the VP squad’s collective mental illnesses. Had me rolling.

So I started out being 100% on Lisa Vanderpump’s side in everything (RHOBH and VPR), and I still love her buuuuut...

Yo’s mangling of the word speaks to a baffling logic. She seems to believe that if she doesn’t know what it is and can demonstrate that by botching the pronunciation, it will clearly demonstrate to all and sundry that she’s precluded from the disorder.