He should drive it to every Corvette club meeting and watch all those diaper rubbing chucklefucks have a heart attack that a Corvette has more than four numbers displayed on the odometer.

Well played. The missing wheel cover is a nice touch.

Nobody wanted them new, and $700 Would be too much money now

Nope, I can’t echo that. He deserves a tortured conscience, no one deserves rape.

I hope every woman he ever dates, googles him and reads what he said, reads what she said, reads what the MALE eyewitnesses said, and drops him cold. I hope he dies alone with his blow-up doll.

Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.

I remember reading an article that discussed one of the more “famous” child porn victims. She is now an adult but those images are still being passed around by perverts. She is taking the novel approach of seeking restitution from those found to have viewed her photos.

Generally speaking, yes. The 20-week ultrasound is when testing for a bunch of genetic anomalies occurs.

Ash, did you and Kanye get together, do some funky stuff, black out, wake up not remembering anything and then nine months later you produced this wonderful comment?

You could buy a 300zx and appear a self-indulgent weiner, or you could buy this and not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You’d be a connoisseur.

No.

And if you think it was due to anything other than said guy’s highly irresponsible decision to walk out onto an active racetrack, then you’re a fool. There is ample video evidence that demonstrates that there’s no way Stewart even knew the guy was there.

I killed a pedestrian one evening. The dumbfuck walked out into traffic, right in front of me. I had nowhere to go, and couldn’t stop in time.

“Ford the river and Probe the Father” never really caught on outside of the rural-proctologist demographic.

Unless it’s this.

I like to pay for my Tibet. The free stuff just doesn’t have the same quality.

I think a Range Rover that isn’t broke was the first clue

Ahem, maybe if I wasn’t doomed to the grays, you could have gotten to the bottom of this sooner: