"Inside Llewyn Davis" was awesome, I hate you. I mean, um, rational argument.

I should add that, aside from being depressing and bored, I have used this time to work on the novel I've been writing since 2013 and it is finally to the point where it actually feels like I'm going to be able to make it work.The hardest part is going to be typing the rest of it up, as part of it was written while I…

I guess I've been having a hard time since the coast is so small and insular (2k people) and I'm getting older so it would be weird to hit up college/high school kids for weed, especially considering I can just buy it in the store. I moved away a while back, and when I did most of my hookups disappeared.

Would you say your friends were…Left Behind?

It really is a frustration, but such is life with teetotalling creationist Christians, especially as a hedonist atheist. My town has one stop light, 7 churches, one grocery store, and two gas stations. I do not have a car so my options are very limited. I am decent at landscaping, and have done a bit of fern removal…

By virtue of being Kirk Cameron fans, they are easily misled.

Well that's what the Kirk Cameron mask is for, silly.

Well, I would say that it's impossible for someone to become attracted to you if you haven't given them the time to get to know you, and the only way you're going to do that is to get to know some of the people who are attracted to you for what you aren't.

Hey, but Kirk is, remember to stay in character or they won't bite! If it actually helps, I don't date much because I'm poor and crazy. I may be handsome, but as soon as they hear me swearing at someone in an imagined conversation while walking alone in the woods, they tend to walk away.

Yeah, heart problems/lack of sleep are what brought me back to the area, I'd been living on friends' couches in a nearby city where I had been working graveyard freight for a couple of years. I was my team's hardest worker because they were all cranky old men, but in my off time I chain smoked, chugged caffeine,…

I know I'm late here but: Meanwhile, The George R.R. Martin Guitar Museum still isn't finished getting built.

I know you're getting like, a ton of support and all and that's good, good for those people, but I'm here to give you a suggestion: Christian Mingle, man. Try skyping at first and wear a mask of Kirk Cameron and when they show up don't take it off. Then live the rest of your life in an elaborate lie, like most…

I don't know why, but nothing drives me nuts more than behavior like this. I'd rather you flip me off and spit in my eye than re-do something I worked hard on.

When I was trying to quit smoking cigarettes a couple of years back (I had a job then, but hours were tight and I had pneumonia. I did quit though), my mom took it upon herself to try and convince me to quit drinking and smoking weed at the same time to which I replied sarcastically "Oh god, maybe I should just kill…

If applying to jobs that aren't hiring from 2pm-4pm until getting dressed to pay for a 40oz of Hurricane at my town's lone convenience store with change found in my dresser counts as living, sure.

Cue your kid, peering from the door and seeing you type this, telling it to a therapist 20 years down the line.

Since I'm unemployed, the only meaningful thing I did in my day was the dishes and I just caught my mom re-doing the entire cabinet because I "missed a spot". Adults should never live with their parents.

If anything, I picture that scene making Louis very uncomfortable and sweaty.

It was between a pun and "Invincibility seems like an okay price to pay to be objectified. I mean sure, the attention would suck but what harm could they do her after seeing her brush off an Apache attack while gleaming brilliantly in the sun like a Greek godess?" And I went with the pun, but I present this as…

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a good thing in my book, though this being on HBO may mean I have to wait until around Game of Thrones time when I'm able to borrow someone's HBO Go password.