So basically interpretive dance?

Are you in Dilbert right now, or is Dilbert in you?

Even with how dated and crappy Maz, Snoke, and the tentacle monsters looked I am honestly not surprised because this is a contest of popularity, not merit. That said, the practical effects were amazing.

I once lived with a 55-year-old life-long meth addict who enjoyed parading her pendulous breasts and malt liquor-swollen belly around in nothing more than a bikini and jean shorts. She had a habit of screaming (meth-induced psychosis) at her boyfriend at a volume so high that her breasts would undulate with every…

I have nothing witty to say other than that this made me laugh more than it should have.

The last time I vomited involved the movie "Vampire's Kiss" with Nicolas Cage, a 5 liter jug of Carlo Rossi, a plastic 44 oz cup, and a head wound received either in my tub or on a piano.

"Brian takes a hard left, sending him flying up a ramp! In slow-mo, Dom looks up as Brian's upside-down car sails over his own, it's super sick! Brian looks back down at Dom, their heads inches from eachother,they crane their necks to steal an upside-down kiss, and Dom's tongue explores Brian's mouth?"

"These guys are playing hard to get, I'm going to take off my bra and blast them my nips!"

I was in the exact opposite situation, except instead of a girlfriend it was my shitty tweaker house mates and instead of their friend it was their 50 year old meth dealer who used to like to show up tweaked out of her skull and play country music at such a high volume that the house would shake. One day, when I was…

Today I tried to have a conversation with a person and it mostly involved me nervously explaining why I was paying for weed partially in quarters.

Christopher McCulloch (the voice actor/show runner) is from Brooklyn, I kind of like to think Hank heard a Brooklyn accent at a young age and affected it poorly for so long that it became his natural voice.

I always thought the sarlaac was a metaphor for George Lucas' fear of the vagina. Hell, Boba Fett had a helmet on and he still got dead.

Man, that's really too bad, his voice acting was enjoyable on Ugly Americans when I thought his character was a bit, not reality.

You may be right in that I might have been 14, though I do know it was sometime in 2003-2004 when I first saw The Venture Brothers and it was either The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay or Dia de los Dangerous! that I saw. I caught it on vacation when I was supposed to be grounded and working on my homeschooling packets…

Hey, it could be part of the Monarch's delusions. In all seriousness, a phrase I use to much, I am pretty high.

Oh my god, what if 21 is just The Monarch's guilt-born delusion of an already dead henchman?

Is it wrong that my favorite show on television hasn't changed since I was 13(I'm 26)? I feel like growing up on The Venture Brothers has made me a better person.

It really is a surprisingly good read if you have the stomach for some extremely depraved sex acts (it's short too), I gave it to my brother and sister-in-law as part of their wedding gift.

I like to think that someday, after Leonardo DiCaprio passes away, the Oscars will give him an honorary award that says, "Sorry, still not good enough for us."

"A pox upon your Christian cockatrices! They cry, like poulterers' wives, 'No money, no coney.'"—Philip Massinger 1583–1640