Yeah, but none of them would have had a voice to match Freeman's, save maybe Alan Rickman (RIP).

I think the biggest surprise in all of this was that Whoopi Goldberg was once respectable enough to win an oscar.

Pet sounds is one of my favorite albums of all time, I wish I had money right now so I could go see it but between Portland and Humboldt it's a 400 mile drive in either direction.

Okay, I really like that you included The Mariner's Revenge Song on this. When I was in late High School/Early college I used to make a yearly trip to Eugene, OR to see the Decemberists play and at almost every single show they'd play The Mariner's Revenge Song. During the musical interlude before the last verse,…

2/3 of those were bad.

Ugggh, I know! I mean, gaga wasn't horrible in the bits I saw but Dunst was just so fucking amazing in Fargo that it hurt. Even my culturally out of touch father was pissed about that.

No! that one guy is! And he's getting upvotes! Fucking murder him for me. I called you attractive and now I feel it is owed. (In all seriousness, those are the exact reasons I hate her and also Tom Cruise).

But let's get back to shaming me for not liking Jennifer Lawrence for admittedly completely arbitrary reasons.

Norm is the fucking man.

I could listen to him read the news on Conan ALL day.

You sir, just found another one of my crushes and are completely wrong.

Also, millions of perverts don't masturbate to you constantly, so you've got one up on every famous person ever.

Also, millions of perverts don't masturbate to you constantly, so you've got one up on every famous person ever.

For the record, I think you're prettier than Jennifer Lawrence.

I'll give her/it a shot if I get the chance. Maybe she'll pull a Mark Wahlberg for me and go from terribly off-putting to oddly endearing. I am not sure why I find her so off-putting, but I do. I think it may have to do with the whole Hunger Games movies being a critique of consumeristic fascism and at the same time…

I forgot she was in that, to be honest. I haven't seen Winter's Bone, but I will give it a shot. Hell, I gave the Michael Bay Transformers movies a shot, even though I knew what they were. I fell asleep during American Hustle the two times I tried to watch it, so that's not a good sign for me liking his movies.

He also wrote an episode of Doug!

As an Oregonian, I feel a better slogan may be "Salem, OR: We have Meth."

Gene is a good brother, even if he knows Tina's not allowed around mortuaries anymore for a damn good reason.

But Tina directed it. SPOILER It gets sexual.