I like how avoidant he was about re-visiting Bonny Teti. She had him by the balls for a bit there.

If they ever do make hoverboards more available, they may need to put a label that says: "WARNING: Might attract cops if black".

Coming in 2016: Back to the Future IV starring Wiz Kaleefa as Marty McFly Jr. Title Screen fades to Marty Jr. stepping on a hoverboard. Immediately, six cops surround Marty McFly Jr. and shoot him to death. Roll credits.

For whatever reason I get Sofia Coppola and Charlotte Gainsbourg confused, and I thought this was going to be entirely weirder.

Can you even read? The gap she was referring to in her specific wage is between her and Robert Downey Jr. alone. She is literally the second highest grossing actor/actress in the country. What is it that she wants, all of his money too? What I'm asking is why she specifically needed to make a "statement" about how she…

Iris' shouting "Do something Barry!" Over the comm is the superhero equivalent of a parent shouting plays to their kid at a game.

I'm saying that somebody who makes $52 million a year makes more than most men in the film industry, including others that she mentioned by name (Bradley Cooper only made $41million), is in no position to be complaining about her pay. If you read that link, she's literally only second to Robert Downey Jr. She beat all…

I had a falling out with a friend of mine after I shared that Hatesong article about Macklemore's "one love" on my facebook, specifically citing how much I hated his haircut. Unbeknownst to me, said friend had just gotten said douchey haircut and apparently his love of Macklemore won out over the friendship and we…

This sounds like a really great way to get genital warts and tinnitus in one fell swoop.

I have yet to find a Del Toro movie I didn't like, and the fact that this is not a horror movie is actually a perk in my book. Del toro shines when given a good campy script, ala Hellboy 2.

I think we all know that women receive less pay than men and all think that's fucked up and needs to change. You can say I missed the point and paint me as a sexist or whatever, but that's idiotic and is in itself missing the point. Still, none of these famous people need more money, regardless of gender. I personally…

I'd totally feel bad for repeating a point that was made if it were not for the 44 oz cup of pennies I am carting down to the bank in my backpack to cash in to get me through the week.

Way to go making that statement about the wealth inequality between rich men and rich women, Jennifer Lawrence. Making a difference for the upper class, one step at a time so someday young rich beautiful women will have the right to scream at camera operators without being called spoiled brats, just like Christian…

"You're the comic in a piece of bubblegum!" is my new favorite insult.

You obviously haven't been watching the right gay porn.

I gotta say, if Vincent D'Onofrio isn't at least in someway involved in this, I'm out. When D'Onofrio was on screen, it was like going from an episode of Bones to an episode of the Wire.

That vagina in the trench coat sure was a soul sucker.

I was once in a conversation where I was trying to explain Observe and Report for whatever reason, and as I finished explaining that it was about a security guard, the friend loudly exclaimed mid-sentence, "Oh, like Paul Blart! I love that movie!" I grimaced for a moment, then mumbled, "Yeah. Just like Paul Blart,"…

I really like David Cross, and I enjoyed this show when it was on the first time enough to be curious as to why so many people seem to have hated it. Pompous, seething vitriol is kind of David Cross' shtick, of which the perfect example is his appearance on getting Doug with High. I lost it when he told the story…

Disney plus-size= "Oh, she ate today, gross".