Doesn't CoD: Ghosts take place in a world where the US no longer exists? This is the only FPS that I can recall that even fits into your criteria. Maybe that's your best chance?

Pink and purple, the traditional "girly" colors are awesome. The guys who say differently need to be dropped in the Arctic ocean.

You are clearly a PC master race-type person. This is a story talking about the difference between the XBone and the PS4. Go troll elsewhere.

This is a run-on sentence.

Different people value different things. I personally am not a fan of wine but I can see the appeal. If people want to spend $400 on a bottle, more power to them.

Never forget.

You monster!

It's not like anything else is going on.

I chose to interpret it as they don't say that because there aren't that many? I'm willing to admit I may be being generous.

The French flag?

Cell Phone: $55

I think that is the joke. Those that support Microsoft may come in here and say, "See? This is why you shouldn't buy a PS4!" Completely forgetting that a lot of consumer electronics are made by this company.

I'm all over this. What store is it in? Discount? I never go in there.

IKNORITE

Don't forget the Holocaust jokes too!

Yeah, the launch sucked. The games (selection) still leave a lot to be desired. I was often asked if I could recommend the system because these people were looking for a handheld to buy.

What's with the new Vita and the screen? It looks like we can take it out of the Vita what with the lines separating the screen from the rest of the device. Did I miss some feature that was previously announced?

I've been saying this about iceberg for years. It's the worst.

Obligitory.

I think there's a Kotaku Core out there somewhere. That's for you.