Ding! This excuse might fly with a minor but adults enjoy reason and logic. Because I said so never works.

Precisely, I saw that 16 and thought, "that isn't a half—what's 3.5 times 4? 14? Motherfucker!"

No, probably just the will.

It seems we're in agreement. Piss poor planning all around. Plus there's nothing around there. Nothing except the Navy Yard and that's useful to nobody. They need to suck it up and keep it open for those, 14?, nights.

I didn't comprehend the word park for some reason. However, that's convenient to the people who live where? NoMa? The people who reliably go to Nats games live outside of the city. Union Station is not terribly convenient. They're better off parking down on Maine, at least they could walk there from Maine or M…

What problem does going to Union Station solve? Amtrak? The MARC runs till midnight and VRE stops in the evening. They're commuter trains.

Plus he's given the answer that all Luddites want to hear. Life is great without the internet...

OH MY GOD. Will somebody please tell me what sozzled means? I usually get the ol' British slang. Wait, does this mean wet? Like when a wo...

Says who? You? You're qualified to give an addiction diagnosis from five sentences?

Presume no longer. It's a fact!

I read something yesterday or the day before that said something to the same effect, "no food tastes better than skinny feels." I'd never thought of that before. It's an interesting sentiment.

Are you experiencing the same summer as the rest of us? Dry and hot? We're all already there. So sit back, relax, and enjoy.

I was looking at Wikipedia a few weeks ago and this was the name of the latest episode that they had on the site. I'm also familiar with their penchant where the episode title is also the song that plays over the final credits. I saw the name of the episode and knew that this would happen.

UMADBRO?

"Also, I hope the men's team NEVER wins the World Cup!"

It does matter.

Natürlich

Especially in the information age. I've had multiple push notifications from the AP and CNN about who's winning what event right after it happens. Clearly they haven't been listening to NBC.

I live streamed something of the Olympics this weekend where they had a UK weather report on. I saw Hereford on a map and I LOL'd.

Lest we forget Wesley Crusher's conscience?