Why yes, I would love one of your pamphlets!

OMG, me! They're even my ISP!

I do too. The enthusiasm that subtly dies down at the end of each exclamation is great. Books! and Bed Bath and Beyond are some of the best parts.

I enjoy this song when something patriotic happens. Not sure this falls under the category but still, Jesus said it first.

The only thing I can see are the braces (at least that's what they kinda look like) holding the tree up? The viewing angle isn't proof of anything though. I don't see anything definitive here.

You must live on the shore or in the mountains (I'm assuming you're in MD). Get out of that place while you still can!

I liked it when the weapon locked onto heartbeats. And how it doesn't differentiate between friend and foe.

I've been saying this for years. Good to know I'm not crazy. It is, indeed, everyone else.

I like how they're in the tunnel at the end and they kill the power like nobody would turn on their headlights...

I agree with you. There's nothing around here. We're in the middle! Serve us!

Wow, I'd never heard of that before. Apparently some people call it Centurion.

The idea is a shot of beer every minute for an hour. It adds up to 5 beers in an hour. By the time you get to the end, those minutes start passing by extremely quickly. You never knew a minute could be so short.

After all, it is baller time.

Yes, it looks like you're right.

When we drink, we win.

I don't know about you but when I play beer pong; the more I lose, the better I get.

Friday Night Fights Spoiler!!!

I realize sarcasm is hard to pick up on the internet. I recognized your sarcasm and added some of my own, hence the silly. I think we can all agree that the demographic of the readers here skew left and most people get the implications of Citizens United.