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Any Lowe’s hardware in the state of Florida, period. Go ask for a new cabinet hinge to replace the one that broke. Marvel at how there is no matching hinge in any of the bins, which is obvious. Ask someone for help, and then wait ten minutes for nobody from hardware to show up after being paged on the PA. Wonder at

The only way this article is biased is in the fact that it’s biased towards earlier consoles which Do Not Suck. I, also an owner of Xbox One, played Doom on it for about 5 hours before summarily chucking the goddamn thing into a paper bag where it currently resides, along with 2 controllers, charging dock, and a stack

Great sadness, for there is no CRTL-Z.

I get that Betsy DeVos is the Space Witch, but who’s dressed as Skeletor?

Ponce De Leon Park, Punta Gorda, FL.

These two paragraphs:

To us ‘burbanites of the Dertroit area, it is commonly referred to as “Ham Sammich”

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Idk why everyone still shits themselves over VW.

Beauregard the genius retriever mix ate the leftover half of a Reuben sandwich he left on the counter. Wrapped in cling wrap. And foil. Inside a styrofoam box. Little flecks of silver in his poops for a couple days. Dog was a tank.

Floridaman? Is that you?

1) Chrysler Sebring

And they certainly don’t spend money on, you know, consumer product research or anything. Even if they did, the budget couldn’t be more than a couple hundred bucks.

Like the Irish say: This is Sparta!

.....And people really want the Trax. Yes, let’s spend all those millions to certify the Trax. :/

I actually think it make sense for GM to stop selling most of their sedans in the US. Very few of them sell well and it’s a competitive shrinking market. Yes gas will go up more in the future but new CUVs are pretty fuel efficient so I don’t know that it move people back into sedans and much as into smaller

Seriously? No takers?

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Full name is a drogue parachute, and I’ve never heard of someone shooting a parachute, except in video games or war crimes. But thanks for listening!

Faggot. If I had a nickel for every time someone called me a fag because I intimidated them with my enormous brain, good looks and polite attitude, I’d buy you some nice electroshock therapy. Faggot’s not an insult any more than I’m the Space Pope.

Stow yer horseshit, troll. You don’t fool anyone and you’re deluding yourself. Insecure. Bigot. Pea brain. Go ahead and flap your gums some more. Satisfy your craving for attention daddy never gave you.