Great news! I can get back to work on my adaptation of this.

Principal Strickland strikes again, does that man ever age?

I feel no pity nor remorse. Cardinals ground the Cubs face in their success for years and years. Enjoy your nachos.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had Coke Au Vin served with Cacio E Pepsi, and a nice RCaesar Salad

I told myself I wasn’t going to cry and I didn’t.

Yeah, let’s let the real life equivalent of Homer Simpson run for office.

1.) You are absolutely correct