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If you rearranged the world into two groups — those that watch Game of Thrones and those who don’t — and staged a fight to the death, we non-watchers would win, and it wouldn’t be particularly close. That the watchers dominate media coverage doesn’t make them any kind of majority.

Every time I turn on the TV or look for a movie lately I feel like I’m looking for something with Constance Wu. I’m not quite sure why, I just have a Constance craving.

It’s hard to get a handle on Carrie because (as the above article indicates) we are getting the story in bits and pieces from separate events held months apart. But remember that in the second wedding, while Charles is stuck in the Ex-Girlfriend Table of Hell, Gareth is seated with Carrie and is thoroughly charmed by…

I watched it, but I won’t miss it.

On the witness stand today, however, Blazer didn’t just talk about his under-the-table basketball bribes. He also unexpectedly implicated the football programs of a few of the most successful college teams in the country, and also North Carolina.

The question is whether customers value speed over menu choices. McDonald’s was named the chain with the longest drive-thru wait times in a report last year, and this streamlined menu is an effort to speed up service.

There are mere seconds left in the overtime period, Purdue is down by 3, and Carsen Edwards has the ball. Everyone on the planet believes that Edwards will take that shot.

The first Charmed TV series started in 1998, 2 years after The Craft. And now it looks like the reboot of The Craft will come out 2 years after the Charmed TV series reboot started in 2018.

Fans in Louisiana: “We’ll allow it.”

Trejo announced his great fortune on Twitter...

Within the fictional confines of Will & Grace, Trump has been in Karen Walker’s orbit for years. The Emmy bit is consistent with that.

This article is a bit of a departure from Deadspin by taking the “I know you hate Duke, but hear me out for a moment” approach. Could have been shorter and just said “Enjoy Zion for the next few months, and then go back to however you were feeling about Duke.”

Tony Todd is the only acceptable Rocketman.

the New York Times ran a photo of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s Rachel Brosnahan accepting her Emmy from presenters Tiffany Haddish and a woman they misidentified as “Omarosa Manigault Newman,” ignoring the obvious idiocy of Manigault Newman presenting a major acting award, despite her own well-documented history…

Not buying it. Aliens would be looking for signs of intelligent life, and we don’t offer that anymore.

People are overthinking this. If you can walk around in it — crouching if necessary — it’s a van.

Hey, Brad Gilbert could be right, but it’s so hard to tell because (based on these tweets) he is such a shitty communicator.

You can immediately tell it’s a prank because no American corporation would ever think to market their product with a picture of two Asian-Americans and no one else.

Paper is better, but that’s not what the article is about. The point of the article is that taking screenshots beforehand is better than relying on Wi-Fi when you most need it.