Universal kept its monster franchises going by throwing its characters together for big showdowns, and I think Lifetime should take a cue from Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man and make movies like Psycho Granny Meets the Psycho Party Planner.

Their money will take care of them. I’m cold blooded to rich people, sorry. They want acknowledgement of their humanity, they can rejoin humanity and give away their money to people who need it. Use their influence to do real good, not buy yachts and ranches. Shit. It seems crazy to worry about this bullshit when poor…

“He can’t get through a speech with 20 people without a teleprompter, and even on the teleprompter it’s kind of a disaster.”