If ANYTHING was run by race engineers, the world would be a better place.

Will there be a time-lapse video of this rebuild? My mind cannot comprehend how/is hesitant to believe that this vehicle came out of that wreck...

Not only that, but I could easily see them giving up 10-12 goals across the group matches.

As a fan of the premiere league in general, you could say that for many guys on Sunderland. Jozy was not very good. But he did a decent job of generating chances and causing penalties (I think he caused what...2 penalty shots for Sunderland). That said, none of your strikers exactly lit it up and your defense simply…

Chicharito apparently misunderstood the coaches' instructions that he was, under no circumstances, allowed to score.

The German way

Later Space Samurai

See you, Space Cowboy.

"Luke Plunkett shared a post by Luke Plunkett."

I can't imagine anyone on the Deadspin staff playing football. They may be the least fit staff in the office.

Fuck, water is wet? I gotta call my stock broker.

Exactly most southerners didn't own slaves. And that 'most' was tricked by the few rich slave owners into fighting and dying for their right to own slaves under the guise of 'states rights' and saber rattling nationalism.

NFL LOGOS REIMAGINED AS CORPORATE MINIMALIST SOCCER SWEATERS

It's their own engine that they sourced out to Alfa. It is their own engine that they sourced out to Alfa. It is their own engine that they sourced out to Alfa.

LOL, thanks.

I look forward to this being number nine on Sportscenter's Top Plays tonight, bookended by two high school sports viral videos and then with six preseason dunks and one scrappy white guy baseball play rounding out the rest of the field.

But Magikarp is the best Pokemon.

I think there was a guy who powered his diesel boat using some liposuctioned fat from his bottom. The US is trying to get away from foreign oil... and has an obesity problem... I believe I see a solution to both!

Chrysler / Dodge is going to have to work really hard to raise their brand image, as cars like the PT Crusier, Avenger, Caliber, Sebring, and 200 have it about the level of Mitsubishi in most people's minds.

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