I wouldn't be so quick to use all of those marks as new equipment will be introduced very shortly.

Here is my personal favorite remix of theirs:

Anyone else find that last line to be incredibly creepy? I made you wait 30 years. She doesn't even look 30. Also, how strong was that ice that it took a missile then the car drove over it and it didn't sink right away. I mean he is only going 75 mph.

I have a massive erection and I know exactly why.

Yes, we all drive Miatas. Especially on Miata day.

Thank you KatieKate88. I know what I'm doing that night.

Hello Mr. Loki the Thirteenth,

This is why Brazil banned alcohol consumption at soccer matches but Fifa needed that sponsorship money from Budwiser, so they overturned a country's law.

Pedro Pascal. Now that he is free from GoT, I think he would be brilliant.

Yeah, it is crazy. Those are the people that vote in the crazy politicians.

Herr Spiegel is not actually from NYC. We think he lives in Pennsylvania or New Jersey. All we know is, he lives under a bridge, in a van, that is painted free candy.

No worries. Happens to the best of us.

He's talking about the current government shutdown.

AWWWW YEAH!!!!

I am going to begin the long quest that is Dr.Who.

I don't know if you guys have used Songza before but it is essentially the same thing.

This sounds awesome.  I will see you guys there.

MetroPCS.

I don't always post on the front page, but when I do it is to troll.

In case anyone wanted to know what the autotuned baby song was.