TG promotes itself as the #1 automotive brand on the planet. It's owned by the BBC which promotes itself as follows:

This car probably has a Detroit Lions letterman's jacket in the back seat, a glove compartment full of cassettes of Harold Faltermeyer, Glen Frey and Vanity 6 (...do you think I'm a nasty girl....) and he's constantly affirming that he still drives that crappy blue Chevy Nova.

If I owned this car, I'd dress like a detective. Detective dress kinda square. If you look like a detective people are gonna think you're packing something. But I wouldn't be packing because only an asshole gets killed for a car.

Um... I think kitty litter is for your kitty. So I guess Jalopnik is suggesting to add a cat to your winter driving kit.

@Bumblebee: 1981 Chevrolet Chevette with 16,700 original miles.

I'd look great wearing that t-shirt along with my Piloti Prototipo racing shoes, my carbon fiber Ferrari F430 Scuderia racing helmet and my henna tattoo of that kanji symbol for speed on my left arm.

Bonus Jalopnik Points for identifying the car whose doors get blown off by the only fluid-injected, turbocharged aluminum Turbo Rocket V8 engine with true high compression performance and enormous surge of Jetfire power.

@Rust-MyEnemy—ymenEyM-tsuR: Well said, Rusty, and something I too have been saying on other forums.

@Daniel Rutter:

@Doshu:

Let's see.... the GPS unit managed to get the from the airport to the beach without shots being fired. But it couldn't do the reverse?

Make GMC the exclusive truck brand of GM and stop selling Chevrolet trucks. Large markets can support stand alone GMC stores, smaller markets get GMC dualed with Chevy and other GM brands.

"That's the hope." Yes it is, indeed. That's about all we have nowadays, isn't it? Well done, Ray. Smooth, polished, expert-like.

Based on the above comments, it sounds like Gawker's tech support is the Yugo of cotomer sevis.

Is it too late to use my GM Supplier Discount? I heard the new Oldsmobiles were in early this year.

I dunno guys....we've got Brigitte Nielsen and the Starpipe Crackerprise protecting us, a gauge set dangling from under the dash, a set of sweet 15" tri blade wheels and a DIY Kaminari body kit. What price 80s-tastic radness?

These aren't tirades. They are soliloquies, disturbingly rendered when read consecutively on Halloween.

@loquaciousmusic:

Holy carp! I have a gold star next to my name! Thanks, y'all.