Fashion porn + Meryl Streep + Emily Blunt + Stanley Tucci = why people love this movie. When I used to flip past channels, I’d stop to watch it whenever it was on, no matter what point of the movie, but especially before the makeover montage. I cannot resist a makeover montage.

Sacrilege. I will continue to wield my grammar sword with vigor and ruthlessness. And I will sorely judge you for your ignorance. (Stylistic choices excluded, natch.)

Also, why no Dirt Bag tag? Why no bolded names? In times like these DB is a mini delight. Why make it harder to find when we’re scrolling through the posts?

“And I stepped on the ping pong ball!”

“And I stepped on the ball”

The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

I think you mean Mark Whalburg, who once committed random racist violence to the point where he blinded a guy and has never apologized to the guy, got $64 million.

How Mark Wahlberg got anywhere in life higher than a Masshole who hawks tickets outside Justin Bieber concerts is beyond me...

Musk realized he could jack himself off to orgasm 30% faster than Heard, so she was no longer necessary.

Dr. George Fishbeck.

Unfortunately being plus sized but with small underporportion boobs means nothing in the world looks good on me.

My favorite of this genre is “no one liked them in high school” where the implication is that they were just such a special outsider, when in fact, most of them were parachuting into class occasionally between acting and/or singing gigs and expect to be feted as heroes.

I hate open concept, having grown up with a severely depressed extrovert mother who would sit in the den all day radiating greyness and rarely bothering to speak at audible levels, thus poisining the atmosphere of almost the entire lower level.

(Decisions facing Johnny Depp)

One of these people is very talented, and the other is Morrissey.

Agreed that nonplussed and bemused are lost forever, but I hold out hope for penultimate. A second to last hope, if you will.

Well since that’s a bad Belgian accent, you’ll be fine!

I would not wear that, were I a dame,

I had read several blind items over the past year or so that those in the know seemed to believe were about Ben and Christine. The basic premise is that he is a total dick control freak and she has an eating disorder that comes from him being not at all nice if she puts on a few pounds.

Actually, it is SOP in the UK to remove appendix if doing a diagnostic laparoscopy. You’re in there anyway, why not reduce the risk of having to go back in again is the thinking, and there is a body of evidence to support that, particularly in young women.