Thank you! Chrome’s getting crashier and crashier even though I seldom have more than two tabs open and I’ve got 8gb of RAM. If following this article doesn’t help, I’m seriously considering using Opera instead.

And I’m surprised his name is Fred and not Jim.

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

Beer Can Chicken it. There are skeptics of this method (can doesn’t get hot enough to evaporate beer into chicken, paint on cans are possibly not healthy to cook with, etc) but they are wrong, and this is the best chicken you’ll ever have. And, it doesn’t matter whether you use good beer or bad beer, very little beer…

Maybe ask white people why we can’t all be people.

Kennesaw State is in southern Kennesaw, near the Wright border. Dummy.

Only one Tyler on twitter that claims to be a connoisseur of naps -

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Sounds legit.

Must elaborate post haste.

Leave the kid alone.

YOU COULD HAVE HAD A TITLE

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

Bull shit

I clicked play on the first YouTube video, and am watching what appears to be a feature-length trailer for some shitty web series called Karaoke Kab. The YouTube time stamp is still at 0:00, and no skip button is appearing.

All these black people getting killed by police is really fucking up Lou's commute. Inconsiderate motherfuckers.