fucker! i read all the way to Slater before i figured it out. curses!

you owe me a new coffee

well, when the crochet club goes on a rampage I’m sure you’ll hear about it.

Seriously, Standard is fantastic. I always bring a bottle to the banya.

haha oh man mental illness is so hilarious, huh?

“I suggested we just take a cab because I didn’t want to chance riding with bums and weirdos. My friend chastised me to not be a pussy.”

Your friend was and is correct.

Nudes of yourself or others?

we get it debbie, you’re not up.

theyre also scientoligists, more unpaid “volunteers”than professional assistants, and probably mentally ill. I don’t mean that as an insult, its just very likely. Going Clear is a bummer to read.

TIME OUT.

The first one about the jelly really resonates because its not mean - its genuinely funny because of how awkward yet polite it all is. I’ve said this before on these posts but it seems to be getting worse every time: a lot of these are just degenerating into hyperbolic untruths and projections of insecurity. Just…

Hold up, let’s be real for a second. The sad part isn’t that Chafee raised roughly $15,000, it’s that we have internalized that in order for a candidate to be viable they have to be able raise HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, not like have a good ideas or whatever else denotes leadership.

You manage, Godspeed.

Poor reading comprehension, commentariot

‘Russian driver attacking another Russian driver with a blowtorch”

anyone have a lead on where I can find this?

but IF you were bored you would respond to a new response in a week old conversation...

“if” clause

Donald Trump: Angry, Shitty People

yeah its weird how words have meaning, particularly when it comes to international law and not, say, commentariot simpletons. Super weird, almost, dare I say, Uber weird.

Summary: Do the impossible