i dunno, i think we’d have shot the terrorist.

you mean patriot.

“And stick to the legal explosives: the fireworks you can freely buy, depending on where you are.”

True Detective Season 3!!

False!

“Then his brain-OS crashes and he stands frozen, arms dangling uselessly, while he reboots. Seriously, look at him from 2:14-2:24.”

hahah well done

if it worked for these guys, it really should work for you...

would he stop getting paid? Wouldn’t he just keep raking in syndication checks for the rest of his life?

THUGS

Hitman silent assassin broke major ground on the physics of men's junk.

coffee or espresso + whole milk = waking life

"...going to my favorite restaurant which is right across from Madison Square Garden..."

Really?

another option would be some kind of flat belt/tread drive on the underside of the head that pushes the ball around - that would account for the bounce. Plus it means we'll be seeing Star Wars branded Roombas.

Don't sweat it Ballaban, Moby Dick was a severely underrated book when it first published and didn't get any recognition until much later.