“Me too!”

Any Deadspin writers going to Toronto for the World Cup Of Hockey?

I think the Russian bullshit comes as cover for the next leak which will feature Hillary front and center and do damage to her candidacy.

Q. If I ask nicely will you play with my balls?

It’s awful. Train you whole life, achieve greatness, and that is where they send you. They knew it years ago and there’s still shit, garbage, and dead bodies floating around. Some reward.

Sailing team? His daughter will be found with Zika and E. Coli.

You were anticipating this:

Mohammed Doe.

Not her:

Choking the ladies is “non-criminal” harassment. Disobeying the bouncer is “criminal” trespass.