Wait - we’re not supposed to eat raw eggs????

I don’t get it - why do i need an app or extension? Why can’t i just sign up for a duck email address on their website, configure it to fwd to my main address, and give that as my account email address when signing up for stuff?  

Dashcam, maybe.

No.  

They explained it in my email - the waitlist is to be able to sign up for MP, after it’s available in your area - they use the waitlist to see what parts of the country have the most interest, and make moviepass available to those areas first.

AMC cracked down on that pretty early, so when MP died and A List was born, I made a promise to myself that when I signed up for it, I would  see 3 movies every week and make them regret ever letting me sign up!!! Did pretty good too before the pandemic - LOTS of imax, 3D, and dolby movies.  And I looked up how much…

“There are also plans to let users earn free credits by watching advertisements through the PreShow platform, a facial recognition technology designed to make sure you watch every second of the commercial.”

Miller lite and miller lite does the trick for me.

Is that why we already have halloween candy and pumpkin spice shit in august?

when I was getting pre-check, the airport up the road from me didn’t have any interview openings until months later, and I needed it asap for a trip i was about to take. I saw the airport near my sister (3.5 hours away) had openings that week, so I was going to drive there, but she told me i couldn’t stay with her, so…

“letting them air dry so as not to leave any lint or fibers in the glass, and giving them a quick rinse before filling them with beer”

Amen!

Nope, f’ netflix.  One month every 10 months to keep my list in tact.

“Unsubscribe and resubscribe”

Straight into the butt for me!

How does it stay fizzy? Does the top create a seal?

OV Hi-C sounds good, but every time I hit up a freestyle machine, I get diet cherry vanilla dr pepper crack.  it’s the BEST soda I’ve ever had.  I was drinking it back when I didn’t drink diet soda.  My snooty roommate who doesn’t drink soda LOVED this stuff too.  Sadly, it’s only available in freestyle machines now…

“virtually every Diet Coke-head agrees that a McDonald’s fountain Diet Coke is the apex of diet soda enjoyment.”

My manager did this to me earlier this year - thought he was going to tell me he regretted hiring me and paying me so much.

I’ve gotta do research before even starting?