I’m not watching the slide show - if the evil dead trilogy isn’t on there, then this list is crap!

For xmas a few years back, my friend got me a beer horn - one of those viking horns with a strap around it so I can hang it on my neck 👍

“I don’t care for expensive coasters. Big, heavy, un-absorbent disks or squares may look pretty, but my personal favorites are the freebies I’ve taken from bars.”

“When can I drop off some dinners you can freeze to reheat later?”

Republicans must be shitting their pants right now, and asking their interns how to turn off iCloud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same.  Didn’t even know this was a problem people have.  Gods forbid we have an OS that just does OS shit, and not all this other crap.

Who is “falling on deaf ears” going to offend? Not like deaf people are going to hear you.

“Once your friend gets the link, all they have to do is open it in the web browser of their choice.”

No.

That’s one of my pet peeves - places that serve burritos that you can’t pick up and eat with your hands, like shoving a massive dick into your mouth, and instead have to use a fork and knife to cut through it on the plate.

Honestly, I could eat a whole burrito if I forced myself, or I could stop at half a burrito if I forced myself, so yeah, left to my own devices, I’d end up eating just over half, and having just less than half leftover.

You sound lazy, like me.

I tried their burrito bowl for the first time recently - honestly didn’t care for it. The rice wasn’t great, and i found it difficult to finish, not because I couldn’t eat it all, but because I didn’t want to after a while.

I once got a bean burrito, and a cheesy bean and rice burrito, and i can’t explain it, but the beans in the bean burrito were crap compared to the cheesy bean and rice burrito 🤷‍♂️ 

“Order a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito “fresco-style”—which swaps mayo-based sauces and dairy for diced tomatoes—and add potatoes, rice, and guacamole.”

2????  Mine only had 1 dollar bill! Probably cause I’m brown....

How do you not auto-pay streaming services?  Use a pre-paid card?  

“From here, you’re looking through a wall of code for “batterycyclecount”—you can either scroll (it’s a lot of data to sort through) or copy and paste the report text into a text editor or document”

Same.  I emailed it to myself for now, hoping I can open it on windows.  If that doesn’t work, I’m gonna convert it to a PDF and email that to myself to search through.

Y’all have the weirdest links - the thighstop link takes you to a today . com article 😂👎