Yeah, the movie theater I worked at tracked sales using cups/buckets/bags, so we NEVER gave those out for free.  At most, we gave out a tiny courtesy cup for water, but that’s it.

It should be salted EVERYWHERE!  When I worked at the movie theater, I realized butter is crap, salt is the deliciousness!  When I make stove-top popcorn at home, I don’t even use butter anymore.

IMHO - anyone that doesn’t use SOME TP after using a bidet is a monster - you can’t be 100% certain that you’re 100% clean down there.

I recently installed a bio bidet in my bathroom, and sweet baby jesus I’m never going back! I was always a good wiper, doing 2 separate rounds to make sure I got it all, but this keeps me even cleaner than I knew was possible between showers!

Fuck yeah - back when I had cable, i got so sick of the random shit that would play on my tv while I wasn’t watching stuff I had recorded on my dvr that I set the default channel to CSPAN and never looked back.

“I presume wrecking any of the buttons on your device also qualifies as “other damage,””

Who the hell is telling you to wear a mask in your own house you freaking moron??? NO ONE! THAT’S WHO!

Let me start by saying I wear my mask every time I leave the house - when I go through the drive-thru, when I pump gas, even when I saw a movie in a completely empty movie theater, I kept it on the entire time. I believe in masks.

Heh - I read an article about this a couple days ago, and then immediately stopped when I got to “Masks were required before and after classes, but not during exercise itself.” and said “🤔 well there’s your problem right there 🤦‍♂️”

Interesting.  I’m the opposite - I’ll pay for the cushy toilet paper, but with paper towels, I’ve found that the walmart brand isn’t bad, but I use toilet paper a lot more than paper towels, so my PoV might be different than yours.

Just did a clean install over the weekend, and while im not seeing this on chrome yet, I am seeing this on edge chromium.  glad im not the only one.

“The tiny, powerful convection oven—which does not technically fry anything—is quite handy.”

I feel bad for all parents out there, all of them.  Some of my best friends are parents.

“These rates can offer significant discounts from what your traditional auto insurance might offer”

Looks like a lot of those movies are coming just for the month of October.

My friend has a house like that - first time I’ve ever seen one.

I like your work Claire, I really do, but you have a very strange way of spelling “everything” 🤔

This is cool and all, but how do I upgrade adults from their imaginary friends?

This is cool and all, but how do I upgrade adults from their imaginary friends?

I usually eat my crackers in sandwich form, with some peanut butter or a piece of cheese between them, and the bottom one is always upside down, but if I’m just eating them plain, I make sure to eat them upside down.

At this point in 2020, I’d welcome death by shark 🦈