Why does this television only get one channel?

I think we need to ban all Christians from our country until we figure out what’s going on.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

Is that an oil well or a volcano? Because volcano-based energy would be so fucking metal.

Yes but that’s only because you have mobile saunas to melt all the snow

♫ Clit’s up to you, New York, New York! ♪

Now I know why New Yorkers are so sensitive.

You clearly have it upside down. NYC is the butthole here, but I would encourage people not forget about the butthole either.

this is important journalism thank u

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

Don Lemon continues to be the fucking worst.

:0 I didn’t know that about his daughter. There has to be some German word for that level or irony tinged with sadness tinged with wtf.

Sexual sadist psychopath of the year.

Why would they resuscitate it? Are you fucking kidding?

Canada has a defense minister?!

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

However long it takes for a case to get public attention.

They’re racists. Lack of education has always been the problem for these turds.

Love Sinead forever but when someone has that many children who won’t speak to them... it tells me that she has put them through an awful lot. I hope she gets the help she needs but this is certainly not their fault.